Meet Sarah, the Oracle of Redundant Meetings.
According to Sarah, the key to success is not just about getting things done, but about having meetings about getting things done.
Her prophecies have been guiding the lost souls of Corporate America for years.
Here's what Meeting Sarah says:
1. "A meeting is not a meeting if it's not in a conference room with a projector and a watercooler."
2. "If it can be done in an email, it's not a meeting."
3. "If you're not taking notes, you're not really meeting."